I can explain.
See, there was this train and it derailed right in front of me. It took days to dig me out of the rubble, and then one of the rescue workers mistakenly took me for a parole violator and it took about a week and a half to talk my way out of that one. Just as I had convinced everyone it wasn't me they wanted I fell into a well and I've been stuck there ever since. Treading water for days and days on end. Really the only thing that got me through was the thought of this blog, and you, my dear readers. You are the ones to whom I owe my life. So, thank you, and I am back.
